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me: People more talented than Kanye West, Go!

 Jr: mike and michael myers

  george bush

  gary shandling

  Flava Flav

  Donna Summers

 me: Peter North

 Jr: Billy Martin

 me: Bill Sheehan

 Jr: Rikki Rockett

 me: Billy Martiin

  Shelly Long

 Jr: Tolstoy

 me: Erc Idle

  Billy Martin

 Jr: King henry

 me: A-rod

 Jr: Mr. Ripley

 me: Angie Everheart

 Jr: Meg ryan

 me: Winton Churchill

 Jr: Kitaro

  Enya

 me: Meg Ryan’s plastic suegon

 Jr: Napoleon

me: Dante

 Jr: Eddie izzard

 me: Ricardo Montobon

  Fuscilli Jerry

 Jr: Ronny Spector

  Jason preistly

 me: the Marlboro Man

 Jr: Dereck Trucks

 me: Don Draper

 Jr: Buzz Aldren

 me: Tom Noonan

 Jr: Ozwald

 me: Mulder

Jr: William Scully-Mulder

 me: Spike Lee

  william shatner

  CSM

 Jr: William B Davis

 me: Mickey Rourke

 Jr: Micky Mouse

 me: Don Johnson

 Jr: nancy Reagan

 me: Mighty Mouse

  Ron Reagan jr

  Phil Spector

 Jr: Mario and his brother Luigi

 me: Bill O’Reilly

 Jr: The Transiberian Orchestra

 me: Linda hamilton

 Jr: Zamphir master of the pan flute

 me: Jason Voorhees

 Jr: Mrs. Vorhees

 me: Chuck Whoolry

 Jr: Yanni

  Tesh

me: Pat Sajak

 Jr: Hasslehoff

 me: Billy Bush

 Jr: Bob Sagget

 me: Jennifer Love Hewitt

 Jr: Bush’s Daughter

 me: Jennifer Love Hewitts tits

  Bush’s other daughter

  Bush Sr.

 Jr: every level of pamela andersons tits

 me: Jeb Bush

  the guy who built the New Orleans levees

 Jr: Eric Dahl

 me: Sheriff

 Jr: Tim Kalnes

 me: Pat boone

 Ron Howard

 Jr: Jerry Springer

  Billy Martin

 me: Charlie Sheen

  Billy Martin

 Jr: Burt Bacharach

 me: Billy Martin

 Jr: Billy martin

  Frank Costanza

 me: Billy Martin

 Jr: Jay Buehner

 me: Martin Sheen

 Jr: Kirby Puckett

 me: both Coreys

 Jr: Abraham Lincoln

 me:

  Cal Ripkin

  Bo Jackson

 Jr: Rick Succliff

  Harray Carray

 me: the guy who designs Bo Jackson’s sneaks

 Jr: Tyson

 me: Harry Carray’s optometrist

 Jr: Steven Tyler

 me: Joe Perry

 Jr: Steve Perry

 me: Tom Hamilton

 Lars

 Jr: Nikki, Tommy, Mick and Vince

 me: Bobby, CC, Bret, Rikki

  Nilly Martin

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 me: Tony Scott

 Jr: Tony soprano

 me: Tony Shaloub

Jr: Tony Balogna

 me: Tony the Tiger

 Jr: Mike Seaver

 me: Boner

 Jr: Dave Matthews

 me: Billy Martin

 Jr: his band

 me: Billy Martin

  Orthodox Latvians

 Jr: The wright Brothers

 me: The Wrigley Brothers

 Jr: Damon Wayans

 me: The Righteous bros

Jr: The Pointer Sisters

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