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Black Wednesday? I LOVE Black Wednesday! It’s the one day of the year where every American is assured the right to be an alcoholic who can do no wrong on the road.

Also, I listen to your conversations. Such as this one I caught the tail-end of between the homeless man(HM) who hangs out outside the CVS by my house and a self-professed Polish man(SPPM):

SPPM: ..and wait, excuse me, you are how old sir?
HM: 66
SPPM: 66? 66 and you beg for change?

(at this point I dropped about $1.50 in change into HM’s hand on my way to my car)

HM: I only ask for help
SPPM: Help? You know how old I am? I am 67! You think I want to work? You think I wouldn’t like to retire?!
HM: Things are different for everyone
SPPM: Oh, so now you are world traveller! Ha! You would not have lasted a day in Poland, friend!

scene.